🫣 curtaintwitcher

everything is probably fine.

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Satire. No real neighbors, no real crimes — just a fictional street getting more anxious by the hour, built for @fromthewestmeadow.com off a request for a fake Nextdoor. Every reply comes from eight fixed neighbor personas, not a language model.

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